Dear oh dear….

Seinfeld is always fabulous (excuse me if I’m repetitive about this!) but Georgie boy really outdoes himself with this…. 

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough.It takes up a lot of time. What do you get at the end of it-Death?? What’s that, a bonus? i think, the life cycle is backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for forty years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party and get ready to attend High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap and then finish off as an orgasm. Amen!!”

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One thought on “Dear oh dear….

  1. raghav January 1, 2007 / 4:43 pm

    brilliant..just brilliant..how come i’ve never seen that one *wonders*

    he has the mind..*shakes head like kramer, then taps on forehead* yeah he has it in there..*exit stage right*

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