Spent two great years at SIES where I did my HSC from. While going through some backup data, I found this piece I’d written for JAM when I was in 12th. Here it is….
Goes under the category of ‘Unofficial Prospectus’
Official Name: South Indian Education Society College of Arts, Science and Commerce
Better known as: Yesaiiyes (old)
Location: A 10 minute walk from Sion Railway
Station through heavy duty traffic or a 5 minute walk from Sion bus depot or a 5 minute walk through a road full of muck from GTB.(close to everywhere so even if something is on strike the others are working! Damn!)
Crowd: About 40% saudhindians plus the usual mix of gujjus,marathis and marwadis. Most are pretty well off which is a sort of prerequisite, especially if you have taken vocational subjects with steeeeeeep fees and in order to bribe your way through. Most are either complete scholars or are total wastes.Beech kaa kuch nahin!
But you get accepted into cliques very easily which is nice for someone who came here with no friends from school
Campus: Hahahahaahhaaha!!!! What does that mean? Gurukripa and CCD nearby are the most popular hangouts. Cineplanet and the street outside are also generally crowded.
Canteen: Is located in the basement(yes, you read that right), under the staircase. Food is pretty much ok. samosa pav beats vada pav hollow here (probably the only place in Mumbai)! Idlis and dosas are in great demand.Rates are standard. Few plastic tables and chairs. Child labour is highly prevalent. Strange notices on the walls such as ‘Give others chance to also sit-By order’! Is claustrophobic, especially during break time so I’d prefer the sandwichwalla outside on the street anytime.
Layout: 4 floors with a quadrangle in the middle used only for NCC and festival.The ledges and parapets decrease in height from ground floor to the fourth floor(so don’t ever lean against the wall on the 4th floor or….you know).Plenty of exercise since due to the dumb architect, some classes are only accessible by some staircases so prepare to be climbing up and down for the first month atleast.
No auditorium. Reading room is closed more often then it is open.library has a stupid system where you get a book only on the next day and that too between 9am and 3pm only(not even at 3:10 which is break time).Water coolers work for about 15 days every two months or so.
A dingy hall with carom and chess boards is complimented by calling it a ‘Gymkhana’!! Famous for window-panes with no glass or cracked ones at the most! A maximum of 5 to 6 dustbins may be found all over the college.
Faculty: Is full of professors who seem to think that teaching means solving ‘solved’ examples from some textbook or dictating notes from some obscure website. Quite a significant number of really good professors are there, but they tend to be constantly overshadowed by their eternally bumbling colleagues. Be prepared to learn to understand a strong southie accent. For example, the letters of the alphabet are: yay,byee,cyee,dyee,yee,yuff,yum,yes, yux etc. Derive great pleasure in setting 100 marks papers for two hours whereas other colleges have a 50 marks paper for 2 and a half hours!
Attendance: Is prescribed as 75% compulsary but since nothing is done except putting up a blacklist and giving ‘stern’ warnings is not really necessary except for physics and chemistry where you aren’t allowed for practicals.
Festival: Held annually and known as ‘Visions’but unfortunately target demographic is Metal Heads and their pals, so if you’re not…it’s a mixed bag. Still, worth a visit.
Xtra Cirrulular: A lot of societies which encourage everyone to sign up….only problem is they hardly do anything besides hosting inauguration functions! Though in defence of the ‘French Society’, they do try very hard.
Courses offered: Arts and science-Jr. college,BMM,BMS,BA,BSc etc etc.(not too sure’!)
Alumni: Shreya ‘Devdas’ Ghosal and a lot of other Southie TV stars.
Do’s and don’ts: If your dad is rich, no problem, you could probably bribe your way through anything. Low attendance’ No problem! Low Marks’ No problem! Otherwise is advisable to butter up all the professors. Wearing specs can’t hurt. Coming late to a lecture is a no-no. Otherwise pretty much, do anything you want!
Reading it now, seems way too hostile. Dunno why I was in such a foul mood. My mouth is watering at the thought of Samosa-Chole from Gurukripa. Feeling oh so nostalgic now….